Why is it that my bf has to get his man-period at the same time i’m about to get my woman period.  I mean seriously, two bitchy people in the house is NOT fun.  I’m ready to punch him in the face. 

1.  You DON’T come home and NOT greet me.  Wtf, who does this?  And why do I always have to be the one to greet?  So unfair.

2.  I cook, I clean, I do BOTH of our laundry and I also work full time.  I understand you work overtime but that doesn’t mean that you can just leave your dirty dishes in the sink and assume I’m going to wash them.  SO unfair.

3.  You go out ALL the time.  Yeah I throw a fit but I get over it.  YOU on the other hand.  UGH.  I go out once in a blue moon, and you throw a fit and hold it over my head for as long as you can remember or stay angry.  SO SO unfair.

UGHHHH can i punch you in the face now?!